Allegorical Nonsense

An allegory. Nonsense. Put them together. Okay, not really.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Infrequently Asked Questions

From the Heathrow Airport Security FAQ :

We are transferring bone marrow and stem cells out of the country – can we carry in our hand luggage?

The Anthony Nolan Trust should be notified and they in turn should Fax the details to security.

I need to carry a liquid wig spray. Can I have this in my hand luggage?

You may if the spray has been prescribed by a doctor and your can show your prescription and this matches the pharmaceutical description of the product.

Remarkable.

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4 Comments:

At 3:08 PM, Blogger Simon Holloway said...

I am carrying a colostomy bag: must I store it in the overhead luggage?

 
At 3:49 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

As a rule, I try never to raise it above my head.

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Simon Holloway said...

Depends where you're in the habit of placing your head...

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Daniel said...

Very witty, Wilde.

 

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